Your Valuable SEO Will Never Be Hijacked On Your Watch Again!

“My website is covered in Viagra Ads!”  – actual email I received from a prospective customer via my email contact form.

“Google has removed my site from search results, completely!”  – actual quote from a prospective customer.

“ISIS is ransoming my website!” – actual email I received from a prospective customer.

If your website has existed for any amount of time, you’ve likely run into one of the above website emergencies.

While it might take the form of Viagra ads, Cialis links, ISIS scare tactics, or other forms, the result is the same: Someone has stolen your SEO.

Actual example of someone whose SEO got hijacked by Cialis spammers.

SEO Abduction Feels Gross

When all that time and effort and money you’ve put into building your SEO in a reputable way gets pillaged by an overseas thief you’ve never met, you feel violated.

Thankfully, we know how to stop SEO hijackers in their tracks.

Our Proven Process Proactively Makes Sure Your SEO Doesn’t Get Stolen.

How embarrassing is it when your boss calls you to say you need to get rid of the Viagra ads, and you had no idea they were even there?!

Who do you turn to in a website emergency like this?

Our 15-point security analysis and ongoing, never-ending, relentless approach to website security ensures your website is free from SEO-sucking spammers.

But, as you know, even the Pentagon has gotten hacked, and it’s impossible to stop well-financed spammers.

That’s why all of our website support packages include emergency 911 website support.

If your WordPress website does ever get hacked while you are under contract with us, we will fix it free-of-charge and immediately

Our promise to you is that we will protect your valuable SEO.  And we do it with our multi-pronged Custom Security Proven Process.

Save Yourself from Embarrassment: Never Again Get Blamed For Website Delays That Aren't Your Fault

“We hired a company to design, build, & launch our WordPress website, and now they are months behind!” – actual quote from a friend, over coffee, who hired a big marketing agency in town.

“I don’t know the status of the homepage fix I requested, and now my boss is getting pissed at me!  It’s not even my fault!” – actual email I received from a relative who hired a different local agency to fix a bug in their website.

Web design companies are notorious for missing deadlines.

How many times have you been in a position where you need to tell your boss or customer, “I have no idea when the website will launch”?

Don’t fall into the web launch trap: Avoid the uncertainty of website launches FOREVER!

Our WordPress Website Design, Refresh, & Launch Proven Process ensures your website launches on-time with all the features you need.

We’ve never been late with a launch. 

How do we do it?

As you know, traditional marketing agencies will pitch you long, complicated, convoluted, byzantine processes for everything and charge you a premium for it!

They deliver it late, and it’s never what you expected.  What a waste!

We cut the fluff and give you what you need, when you need it.

Our Proven Process ensures you are always in the know and involved at critical junctures in the redesign & launch process.

You’ll always be able to tell your boss, “Here’s where things are at…  Here’s when we’ll be done…”

Avoid the headache-inducing craziness of those complex website designs & launches forEVER.

Never be left wondering, “What are we even paying for, anyway?”

With our Proven Process, we’ll ensure your website redesign launches on time and on-budget.

Stop Losing Leads Due To Your Site Being Hacked

Most of the time, you don’t even know that your site has been hacked until it’s too late.

Actual traffic drop of a site due to it getting hacked.

How will you respond when your boss asks, “Why did our August website leads dropped 90%?”

Our SEO Security Proven Process protects you in 2 ways:

  1. Our pro-active Spammer-Scanning, Security Hardening, & Website Defense Proven Process makes sure you’ll never need to answer for a drop in traffic due to a hacked site.
  2. If your website does ever get hacked (no website is 100% secure), we will treat your website emergency like the emergency it is.  Immediate support, elevated ticket, real-time communication, etc. etc. etc. We will make sure you know what is going on and why and put you in a position to confidently-answer questions about the matter with your team.  Heck, we’ll even jump on a phone call with your team to explain what happened, what we did to fix it, & actions we took to make sure it never happens again.

With our 911 Emergency WordPress support, we’ve got your back when the $*&# hits the fan.

We’ll be there to answer the phone and quickly address emergency website issues.

Immediate Emergency Website Support

No 24-hour response times.

What good is a web team that doesn’t support you in an emergency?

Our process ensures you get real-time support when you need it most – during crises & emergencies!

Stop Losing Customers When You Update WordPress

“I updated WordPress, and now my homepage is broken!” – actual email I received.

“I updated a WordPress plugin, and now every page on my website says, ‘Briefly unavailable for scheduled maintenance. Check back in a minute.'” – actual email I received.

For all of WordPress’ superpowers, the dirty secret known by insiders is that simply updating your WordPress plugins and software can cause your entire website to disappear!

Actual WordPress error message I’ve seen countless times after someone updated plugins.

Updating WordPress Plugins Loses You Customers

I’ve seen it countless times where a simple plugin update that is recommended for security causes your entire website to go down.

This is 100% avoidable!

Our WordPress Security & SEO Security Proven Process has 100% eliminated this serious problem for our customers.

With us, you will never have to scramble to fix your broken website again.

Furthermore, if some action you take within WordPress somehow breaks your website, we will go into emergency mode to fix the wreckage!

It’s not your fault.

Poor technology design & poor tech support that causes all sorts of problems in your business.

Our contracts are built from the ground-up to encourage continuous collaboration and relationship-building.

We are incentivized to support you and your customers in ways that other web agencies are not.

Our Proven Process ensures you will never see one of these sale-killing messages again.

Never Be Surprised By Project Overages Again!

“What’s this bill for?” – An email you recently sent to your marketing agency.

Unlike your old marketing agency, our pricing is all-inclusive, up-front, and clear.

No overages. Ever.

Wouldn’t it be quote your boss a price and trust that when the bill arrives, it will actually be that price?

Sounds crazy, right?!

You will never receive a surprise bill from us.  Ever.

surprise web bill

Our product prices are all-inclusive.  That means, whatever you need, so long as it’s included in the product you purchased, is included.

No asterisks, no “yes, but”s, no fine print.

If it’s on our product page, it’s included!

And we save you headaches by getting your web stuff done quick.

“But is everything included?” – Actual customer email to me.

Yes.  Everything is included.

So long as it’s on the “included” list on your product’s page , we will do it.  No extra charge.  Gratis.

“But what if I want a complex e-commerce solution?” – actual question from a prospective customer who is now a happy paying customer.

“Is an e-learning + e-commerce store included in my membership?” – actual question from a prospective customer who is now a happy paying customer.

Of course!  So long as those things are listed on your product’s page, it’s included!

Never explain an unexpected cost to your boss again!

Free Beginner WordPress Class by Email

Never Look The Fool For Missing A Digital Deadline Again

“I’m going to miss my deadline because my stupid web team never answers the phone!” – actual quote from a friend over beers.

How amazing will you feel when that ugly bug on your company’s homepage is fixed before anyone notices?

We know that ugly things mysteriously appear on websites – broken slideshows, misaligned text, spelling errors, broken images, etc.

Almost all of our work for you gets completed within 1 business day. Often sooner.

You’ll never have to tell your boss, “It’s getting fixed,” because it’ll be fixed so fast, she won’t even notice it’s broken!

Never Get Stuck Holding the Bag For That Extra $10k "Launch" Bill Again

“They charged us an extra $10,000 just to launch!” – actual conversation with a small business owner who hired a small agency in Denver to build & launch their new e-commerce site.

When we quote a price, it is all-inclusive.

When we give you a deadline, it’s final.

huge website launch bill

Website Launches On Time & On Budget

Our WordPress Website Design, Refresh, & Launch Proven Process ensures things go smoothly.

Don’t believe us?  Give us a try, risk free.

“I’ll Pay You To Leave” Guarantee

If you don’t feel real joy in the progress we make within 30 days of starting your website redesign project, I’ll pay you to leave!

You heard that right:

If you are not feeling joy with and are not 110% satisfied with our working relationship, we will give you a 100% refund, plus I will, personally, pay you 10% of the amount you’ve paid me for your troubles, out of my own pocket!
– Toby Cryns, VP of Customer Joy & Founder

 

Stop Getting Extorted By Your Web Agency!

How often have you received a bill from your web agency and thought, “Wha wha wha?!?!”

Web and Marketing agencies earn their scratch by charging you through the nose for all sorts of things you don’t need.

By the time your website redesign project launches, you have paid for a custom process that includes an rfp response, exploration, proposal, more exploration, meetings upon meetings with all sorts of people who have no business being in the room but whom you are paying to be in the room, design iterations, build, testing, more building, more testing, ideas that nobody thought of to date that add questionable business value but significantly add to the scope & costs, deadlines get pushed to accommodate these new ideas, more designing, more building, more testing, delays because it’s been so friggin long that now your boss is getting cold feet and wants to re-think things further, costs are mounting, the stakes are infinitely-higher…

You get the idea.

They aren’t looking out for your best interest, because their incentives are to bill more hours, to take longer, to add scope whenever possible!

Our Incentives Are Backwards

All of our products are monthly memberships with very low startup fees.

Our costs are recouped over years instead of up-front.

We are purposefully-incentivized to bring you joy.  Every. Single. Month.

We are incentivized to understand your business.  To understand what makes you get out of bed in the morning.  To build a collaborative relationship with you.

Unlike almost every other web agency who is incentivized to bill you more more more hours, we are incentivized to bring ideas to the table that move your business forward.

And it’s no accident – it’s intentional.

“What would a business look like that actually was financially-incentivized to collaborate on its customers’ best-interests?” – Toby Cryns, April 14, 2014 @ Minnebar 9

All of our products we’ve created since that Minnebar conversation with the specific intent to incentivize us to serve your best-interest and bring you joy at the same time.

We bring you joy by:

  • Empowering you to accomplish more.
  • Eliminating surprises (billing, deadline, tech, etc.).
  • Being there for you when you need us most (website down emergencies, when technology has you stuck, etc.).

Sound refreshing?

Wondering what you can accomplish when your website team’s incentives align with yours?

  • More & Better leads.
  • Better SEO.
  • More & Better Conversions.
  • Higher-quality Conversations with your customers.

Our Unrivaled Guarantee: We'll Pay YOU If We Don't Deliver.

Our Promise To You:

  • We promise that our ultra-experienced consultants will fix your web problems so they don’t recur.
  • We’ll return your calls and reply to your emails within a business day (usually much much sooner).
  • We’ll  always speak to you in plain English – no tech jargon.

If we don’t live up to any of these promises, we insist that you tell us and we’ll credit back to your account double the billable amount of the consultation.

Be The Smartest Person In the Room

“I just need to know how to add blog posts.” – actual phone conversation with a customer.

The little things add up.

We empower you by both training you with the skills you need to know and by supporting your business development.

Whether you need a quick answer to a WordPress question or you need a blog posted stat – our Proven Process will have your co-workers and boss in awe of your effectiveness.

Some of our customers who previously didn’t know much about technology report feeling empowered in tech conversations with colleagues due to our ongoing training and support.

Unlike your current web agency, we never launch-and-leave.

In fact, our work often begins after launch.

Through regular conversations, we’ll empower you with the timely information you need to impress and excel at your job, with your customers, with your marketing campaign, and with your ad spend.

Trusted By:

Lavender Media: The Midwest's premiere source for LGBTQ news.
Reel Lawyers: The Premiere Source for Lawyer Help Videos in the U.S.A.
Simon & Schuster: A premiere publisher of books.
Greater Twin Cities United Way: The premiere results-driven non-profit in the Twin Cities.
Summit Salon: The U.S.A.'s premiere source for stylist and salon consulting & training.

You Deserve a Phone Call

“The people I hired to build my website don’t even call me back!” – Actual conversation I had with a friend about their out-of-state website dev company.

You Deserve Respect

“My emails to my web team go into an abyss, and I never hear back from them!” – Common complaint I’ve heard over the years from prospective customers of ours. 

How many times did you have to email your web person to get that thing done?

With us, 1 email is all it takes.

And it’s done quick.

How quick?  Within 1 business day for 99% of things.

We clear up your headspace by respecting your time.

Unlike other agencies and web firms you’ve worked with, we keep our promises.

Never Feel Abandoned & Alone in the Digital Wilderness Again!

“My web team is has dropped off the map!” – actual conversation I had with a friend.

“I was stuck with a broken website and nowhere to turn.” – real quote from someone who was looking to become a customer of The Mighty Mo!

When you have to put so much of your trust in others, it’s easy to feel abandoned in the digital world.

I’ve heard time and again that the #1 reason people choose to work with us is because of our availability.

We are there for you when you need us most.

Phone, email, text.  We will be there for you when you feel stranded.

You can’t put a price on your safety.  And safety is exactly what we are selling.

Feel safe next time your website crashes, because we’ll jump on it.

FACT: 99% of our customers’ website-down emergencies are  fixed within 20 minutes.

Feel safe the next time your website has a broken page or feature.

We fix broken WordPress things quickly. 

Not only are we experienced, all of our internal business processes are built with calmness in mind.

We build breathing space into our daily schedules so that we can jump on your website emergency when it happens.

So next time your website crashes or you discover your SEO has been hijacked, know that we will jump on the issue and work our butts off until it’s not only fixed, but the cause is discovered and we put a fix in place to avoid it in the future.

Pro-active, calm, future-facing safety.

Is Your WordPress Configuration Losing You Leads?

“We’ve done all the basic SEO stuff and even wrote some articles, but our leads haven’t increased.” – actual lunch conversation with a potential user of our products.

What if you are doing everything right, but you are still not seeing SEO results?

Google might be penalizing you due to a faulty WordPress configuration.

With all sorts of moving parts on the content-creation side of your website, wouldn’t it be nice to know you’ve got someone to understand and look after after the tech side of your SEO as well?

Tech things like html markup, pushing the right content to Facebook, and making sure the search giants properly-understand your website are all things we know inside and out.

Don’t Let Your Slow Site Cost You Valuable Sales

Google ranks your website on many factors – both content and technology.

A speedy, mobile-friendly site will rank higher than a slower website, all things being equal.

To achieve your fastest website possible, you need to connect all sorts of dots behind-the-scenes.

There’s no one-size-fits-all, and it takes trial and error to get it right.

Is your WordPress configuration costing you valuable leads?

Have you done everything you can on the tech side to make your site load quickly and securely?

 

 

WordPress Design & Development in Minneapolis & St. Paul, MN

Hi, I’m Toby Cryns, and this is my family:

Bringing joy to these wonderful, unique people is my reason for working.  (Cheesy, I know!)

The way I am able to continue bringing joy to their lives is by bringing joy to your life.

Give Me A Chance To Bring Joy To Your Life

+ If you think “joy” and “website” cannot go together, give me a chance.
+ If you are fed up with digital headaches and want to throw in the towell, give me a chance.
+ If you think “fun” and “business” cannot coexist, then give me a chance.

I promise my approach to your business will be refreshing!

Read on to learn how I can bring joy to your digital life.

SEO Security & Protection

Fact: Most small businesses’ biggest website asset is not their website.  It’s their SEO.

I’ve see it often – a website owner fails to make required updates to WordPress software, themes, and plugins.  And the next day, their site is overcome with Viagra ads!

Invariably, Google will blacklist your site – and that’s when you’ll hear about it.

Not good for anyone.

Don’t be that person.

Your website is a critical lead-generation, marketing, and sales tool for your business.

We Make It Simple For You To Protect Your SEO

Our SEO Security proven process makes sure your valuable leads don’t see Viagra ads both on your website AND in Google results.

All of our Website Amazing members receive our SEO Security & Protection service, which includes:

  • SEO Audit
  • Technology Audit
  • Speed Audit
  • SEO Analysis
  • Technology Upgrades
  • Nightly Backups
  • Monthly Validated Upgrades to Protect SEO
  • Website Security

Contact Us to secure your investment today!

Website Amazing: The Most Joyful Digital Experience You've Ever Had!

An amazing website delivered fast, supported always, and built using the world’s leading website technologies…And that’s just the start!

Truly Empowering.

We empower you with the understanding, background, & technology to make the best decisions for your business.  Things that are hard to find anywhere else like:

  • Phone conversations with people you know who can help you immediately.
  • Unlimited support.
  • SEO, Social Media, & technology training when you need it.
  • Digital sales pipeline support.
  • Website know-how, website security, website SEO, etc.

Human Conversations When You Need Them

“How do I add a photo to my website?”
“Why is that link not working?”
“Can you fix my menu?”
“Should I be posting more to Facebook?”

Whatever your digital question, Toby is here for you.

Email on the fly or call when needed.

Business Focus

We pay attention to the things that move the needle on your business: sales leads, experiences, customer communication, email design, content strategy, etc.

Working with you from conception to completion and beyond, you’ll enjoy working with us, or your money back!

Minneapolis – St. Paul WordPress Experts

We’ve been doing this in for over a decade, and we’ll be here for another decade!

With Website Amazing, you’ll finally have the lead-generating, performant, headache-free website that gets you the results you need for success.

1-on-1 In-Person WordPress Training Workshops!

You have a website, and you have questions.

It’s intimidating, you’re afraid of “breaking” your website, and/or you need additional skills to fully-utilize your WordPress investment.

LEARN WORDPRESS ON YOUR LEVEL!

Join hundreds of local small-business and non-profit leaders who have met with our own Minneapolis WordPress guru, Toby Cryns, to build their confidence and increase their value to their business.

Toby’s 1-on-1 In-Person Customized WordPress Trainings In Minneapolis – St. Paul will have you singing praises, or your money back!

WordPress Classes In Minneapolis & St. Paul, MN

See all of our WordPress Classes in Minneapolis & St. Paul.

If you have questions, contact us OR schedule a quick phone conversation with Toby.

We'll Get Along Great If...

If we share these 4 values, we will work well together.

  1. I check my ego at the door.
  2. I help people answer big questions & solve problems (I don’t bring solutions – you’ve got the answers, we’ve just got to bring them out into the light).
  3. I own my work (mistakes, successes, happy accidents, all of it).
  4. I believe in shipping work quickly, iteratively, and often (rather than long “waterfall” processes).

If we share the 4 values above, you’ll like the way we work.

Empowering Non-Techies Since 2003.

Non-Techie-friendly. Small-Business-friendly.  Woman-friendly.  GLBTQ-friendly.  Minority-friendly. Baby-boomer-friendly.

Just plain old friendly.

We respect you, your experiences, your expertise, your opinions, your values.
(And we expect the same in return.)

 

Toby Cryns is our founder, a 10+ year WordPress pro, community-builder.

 

If We Aren't a Perfect Fit, We'll Tell Ya.

We aim for quality over quantity in all that we do.  That includes new customers.

Customers that are a great fit for us include:

  • Small and Mid-sized businesses with marketing teams who need ongoing support for important initiatives (website launches, landing page conversion campaigns, etc.).
  • Small and Mid-sized businesses who need security & ongoing tech support for their websites and humans.
  • Small and mid-sized non-profits that need security & ongoing WordPress support.
  • People & Organizations with growing businesses who need digital guidance & tech support for their blog, email marketing, and other digital.
  • People & Organizations Looking For The Best In-Person 1-on-1 and In-Person Group WordPress Training Workshops.
  • Growing e-commerce businesses who need ongoing support with website security, website improvements, etc.
  • Small and mid-sized businesses that want to work quickly, iteratively, and collaboratively.
  • Businesses that just want things to work properly without a lot of headaches & overhead.

 

We know we can’t be all things to all people, and we’ve learned…

We Aren’t a Great Fit For:

  • Corporations with net-60 payment policies.
  • Businesses that want to control, dictate, or change our Proven Processes.
  • Companies that want to dictate payment terms or want to alter our products to fit their specific use case.
  • Companies that don’t value our why.

 

We hope you’ll experience joy in our work together, but we also know that we mess up from time-to-time.

In those times, we encourage you to be frank and forthright in your feedback so our people can learn from our experiences (and we’ll give you the same courtesy).

Schedule a free, no-pressure, quick phone call to start the conversation.

Our Perspectives Are Fresh.
Our Opinions Are Different.

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